the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
CONSENT TO SEX IS CONSENT TO PREGNANCY
WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTIN WHAT
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.
pretty much the best way to teach the most important lesson in life.
Me and my friends when we’re out
This speaks to me on a deep and profound level
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
spanish vines are so much funnier than ours
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
Reichenbach — the Holmes who made the real leap
Finally I will be able to understand straight people
i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building
i am laying down in bed with a double chin
Chris and Liam Hemsworth sharing a loving brotherly moment